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masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

(Source: hexgurls, via epic-humor)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via sarcasticallysweetlikepoison)

scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(via coolstoryfuckface)

vinebox:

me at the movies

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via fggtpatrol)

glitcch:


glitcch:

homicide victim with 17 stab wounds

why did this post get so much attention last night wtf?

glitcch:

glitcch:

homicide victim with 17 stab wounds

why did this post get so much attention last night wtf?

(via fggtpatrol)

sophmore-stumpp:

KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER

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TWICE FOR THE SON

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THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST

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(via love-sick-lullaby)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via hencecarter)